It is almost March. I am looking especially forward to March 9th because then the clock in my dorm will no longer be an hour ahead and it will not bother me every time I look at it.
Every day in History class I take out my laptop and usually roam around the internet, however only looking at a select few web sites that I have deemed "in class appropriate". By that I basically mean porn has been excluded. Today I felt awkward using my laptop because a) no one else in my class was and b) I just feel bad for my history teacher. We all began to pack up our bags 4 minutes before class was going to end, creating a wave of noise around the room. If I were him, I would find that very annoying. Since I am an asshole, however, I too packed up my stuff... and I don't feel even slightly guilty about it.
I'm supposed to go to the gym with one of my kind of friends from this shithole today. My gym endeavors have not been very successful thus far. I had never been to the Gym before I began attending Shithole Unifuckface, and about the third time I went while I was here I nearly passed out after spending 7 minutes on an exercise bike. I have since graduated from the exercise bike to the treadmill, however I have also almost passed out about twice since then. Although I am clearly pathetically out of shape, I have to wonder if there is something else wrong with me because even James might be able to spend 7 minutes on the exercise bike. Anyway, I am still going to avoid the investigation of what is wrong with me because it will likely involve drawing blood... which might also make me pass out.
Keep in mind, however, that I have never actually passed out at the gym. Just almost.
I have started to grow a liking for my Egyptian teacher. "My Egyptian teacher" meaning my teacher who is from Egypt, I do not take an Egyptian class. "Grow a liking" also sounds kind of sketchy. I do not mean it in its seemingly controversial context.
My next-door-neighbor-roommates aka "The Dicks" are making a lot of noise right now. I mean, it is 3:15 PM after all so I can't say they're disrupting anything, but still. They need to shut the fuck up or perhaps I will slip a threatening note under their door. Probably not, though. I'm a pussy.
Every time someone opens the door to enter our hall, I always cringe thinking that it is one of my roommates and they are about to punch in the code to enter the room. I don't know why I ever thought that I shouldn't live in a single. I mean, although they don't offer singles to people at this shithole who do not have medical/mental problems, I clearly should have taken that as a sign that I should reconsider my college choice.
I joined two groups on Vox today in order to gain exposure. I'm such a tool.
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