Here is the most recent conversation between me and my fat roommate:
Him: "We should all wear matching sweaters to convocation tomorrow!"
Me: "Are you serious?"
Him: "Yeah!"
Me: "I don't even have sweaters."
Him: "You don't!??! No sweater vests or anything?!?!?"
Me: "No."
Him: "That's so weird. That's like all I wear."
Yesterday he referred to himself as a "fashionista" (while his ass crack was hanging out, of course). Perhaps I should express my gratitude towards him for his expert advice.
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