Here is a play by play of what just took place in the room:
1) James' phone rings.
2) James awakens.
3) I realize that James isn't wearing a shirt and I immediately place my laptop creatively on my lap in order to block my peripheral.
4) James moves around looking for his phone.
5) James farts.
6) James realizes that he has missed the call.
7) James tells me how hungry he is.
8) James asks if I've eaten and I say that I have and then he says, "You could have at least picked something up for JPS" (JPS is a nickname that we have created for James pronounced "jipps")
9) James' phone rings again. Twice.
10) Three times.
I have been listening to the alarm of The Dicks next door going off for over an hour. After James exclaimed how annoying it was, coincidentally it turned off.
Anyway, last night I went back home... well not actually home, but close to home. My friends and I went to some person's new apartment. There were four girls from Canada there, all of which were wearing cheap tight clothes and one of which was wearing a white belt with silver hardware. Someone poured a tap water and showed everyone in the room how it looked like there was a lot of oxygen in the water. The Canadians then clarified that all water has oxygen in it. I then stated that that is why it is called H2O, two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen. Today, I smell like day old pot, alcohol, and moisturizer.
I don't really remember a lot about last night, I just remember being confused, unsettled, and of course, anxious and heinous. I met a lot of new people, all of whom probably didn't like me because of my evident awkwardness. I slept in a bed that had a ton of crumbs in it with two other people. I remember thinking it was comfortable, but I realized that I was clearly mistaken after awakening this morning. I also engaged in a lot of awkward eye contact... that is one of my most vivid memories.
Today, after typing this entry, I'm going to sleep for a while and then wait for my backpack to arrive that I left at the apartment we went to. Later on tonight, I'm going to start my homework.
11 more days.
