As you can see, I have now blessed your eyes with a new self-made header and theme. I hope that you are having a mental orgasm. Or even just a regular orgasm if you're a sick fuck and get off on that kind of stuff.
I think my entries on this vox should be forever classified as a day-to-day boredom competition that I always seem to best myself in. Today, after awakening at noon, I decided to go on weplayhere.com and proceed to play Dinkybomb and Oddballs. Actually, I didn't play Dinkybomb because no one accepted my challenges. I think that last sentence pretty much determines the fact that I have entered new realms of social rejection.
Hopefully I am able to pry myself from my chair and clean my room today. I don't really have to do that much to it as I have already cleaned it earlier this week. Still, it is a daunting task.
It's really funny how in almost every entry I have mentioned my inability to pry myself from my chair. It's actually more ironic because the chair is not very comfortable at all. From sitting in such awkward positions over these past few years, my chair has lost a great deal of its padding. It is also older than I am. God only knows how difficult it would be for me to remove myself from a comfortable chair.
Hopefully I am able to learn at some point that just because I decide to create a new paragraph it is not okay to completely shift from one topic to another without any transition at all. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening in the near future and definitely not during this entry. Therefore, I am now going to talk about college. I have two roommates. One is a football player and the other is a fat emo kid. I know this only from looking at the default pictures of both of these people on facebook. Since I refuse to add either of them unless they request me first, that is all I'm going to know until move-in day on September 3rd.
Ahh, passive aggression. Yet another admirable quality that I have shown in my lifetime.
